Some of you may have read these quips before. At one time, I was posting them on Twitter, but having to put up a daily quip was frying my brain, so I stopped. But since I am writing one book and editing two others, I won't be posting a story (no matter how short) for a while. So this is my way of saying thanks to everyone for visiting my blog, and I'll post a few witticisms every couple of days. And so it begins.
*Northanger Abbey: Catherine Morland takes out a restraining order against John Thorpe, citing stalking and creepiness.
*P&P: When Jane Bennet learns of Caroline Bingley's role in separating her from Mr. Bingley, she thinks about getting angry, but, instead, opts for peeved.
After reading them, if you laughed, guffawed, chuckled, smiled or even if the corners of your mouth turned up ever so slightly, I would appreciate hearing from you. I'm sitting her all alone in my atelier at my writing desk, quill in hand, ink-stained fingers hovering over the foolscap, cold hands encased in fingertipless (not sure that's a word) gloves, and I would love to hear from you. I hope I don't appear to be too desperate. Thanks.